You know you’re obsessed with Hetalia when…

[] When you wonder why the polar bear at the zoo isn’t talking to you

[] When your teacher questions you when you constantly squeal during History class

[] When you scream “Happy Birthday Alfred” and/or “Take that Arthur” on the Fourth of July in a large crowd of people and are proud when they give you the WTF look

[] When you know what Sealand is and people find you weird for telling them he’s a little kid in a blue sailor suit that was for sale on eBay

[x] When you laugh if a country’s “vital regions” are discussed in the news/media

[] When you question why only a few countries use Japanese as the foremost language

[x] When in a conversation about APH, you specifically use both country and human names to confuse the people around you

[] (the obvious) You ask, no, COMMAND people to become one with mother Russia and laugh hysterically when they look confused, telling them “everyone eventually becomes one with Russia” before walking away

[] When you walk into a Hello Kitty store and ask where the Shinatty-Chan merchandise is

[x] When you take time out of your day to look up country relationships on Wikipedia

[x] When you begin to notice all the jokes about China

[x] When you try to make your own “idiot hair” and use two bottles of hair gel in the process

[x] When the Great Depression all of a sudden seem hilarious. “Your ass is MINE, America!”

[x] When you correct someone talking about a new discovery of some kind, telling them “Korea already invented that”

[] When you have to remind people that Hong Kong is NOT the capital of China

[x] When you explain that when the aliens attack, the first to go will be the British

[x] When you’re grade in Geography suddenly shoots up

[] When others ask you what you mean by “England is so cute when he’s Tsundere”

[x] When you find yourself thinking of the best conversation you’ve ever heard:
o Italy: France nii-san, what is intercourse?
o France: Don’t you know, Ita-chan? It’s what you do with someone you like. So…do you like me?

[x] When you correct your history teacher, telling them that the pact of steal between Germany and Italy was actually a pinky swear

[] When seeing the new Harry Potter movie the second time, the only thing you can think of is the infamous spoiler written all over England’s torso

[x] When the contagious verbal tics of the show become a part of your normal day conversations

[] When you have full-out and vicious debates on what side (the Axis or Allies) would win in a fist fight

[x] When you imagine, when in a state of insane exhilaration or any kind of insanity emotion, you have the same menacing purple aura that often haunts Russia when he’s “happy”

[x] When you realize you’ve memorized the ending theme and sing it regularly

[] When you find yourself scanning through your history textbook to find a good fanfiction topic

[x] When you feel yourself tearing-up while discussing the American Revolution (;3; it was sad)

[] When you start learning Japanese just to read the Hetalia website

[x] When you expect the Polish exchange student to be a cross-dressing valley girl

[x] When you download your favorite episodes and watch them compulsively

[x] When you randomly scream “ASTA” and think everyone around you is weird for not getting the joke

[x] When a tomato crate seems like the best hiding place during a war

[] When you know the songs “Fat na kare”, “Oyayubi no Tsukaikata”, “Makka na Ito”, “Yokan”, “Gibusu”, “Lion”, “Tetsukazu No Sekai” and “Utsukushii Namae”, have downloaded them onto your itunes and listen to them daily

[x] When “True Italian Spirit” is only another way to say “We Surrender”

[] When the song “Santa Clause is coming to Town” seems like an odd rip-off of something that was written for Russia

[x] When you try to convince your history teacher to play Chibitalia episodes when learning about the Austrian Wars

[] When, upon looking at your youtube favorites, you find that APH videos have filled up at least two pages of space

[x] When you begin to read all about your favorite country obsessively to learn more about them

[x] When you start noticing how much you absolutely adore sunflowers

[x] When you realize there’s always someone underneath the cute mascot uniforms

[] When you discover the joys of the Sexy Waiter outfit

[x] When you explain to others that condoms are the best weapons in psychological warfare

[] When others find you odd for talking to the fairies, flying rabbits and unicorns even if they’re the odd ones out for not being able to see them in the first place

[x] When you decided to construct your own APH OC and proudly proclaim to the world that you were the one who created Portugal (:U I did...for a rp with my friend Devyn.... XD)

[x] When you want your own pink kitty backpack

[] When “Flower-Egg” seems like the best name for your new puppy

[x] When England wearing America’s jacket is probably one of the best things that’s ever happened to you

[x] When, upon being scolded by a teacher when caught watching/reading APH in class, you explain that you're merely studying for you History exam

[] When you watch movies/plays/musicals/etc., place APH characters in the roles and plan you're parody fanfiction of it.

[] When you automatically think of mochimerica when you see something of the same shape/color

[x] When You find the song "Canada's Really Big" or any other references to country's sizes amusingly inappropriate

[] When Shinatty-chan becomes a frequent doodle on your notebook and you have to explain that it is not hello kitty, but a fat, old guy in a hello kitty imitation outfit

[x] When you spout random facts about various countries and revel in the fact that no one else knows about them

[x] When you find yourself suddenly a lot more aware of the current world situations because people did fanfictions and fanart about them

[x] When you start laughing at a world map because it's really more than just a placement of countries to you

[] When you have a French exchange student, and you expect them to be just like France... and are fascinated that, yes they are

[] You spend all day scouring the internet for country relations in a vain attempt to justify your crack pairings

[x] When you suddenly take great pleasure in learning about your lineage and relating it to Hetalia characters

[x] When you start assigning your best friends countries and when you get together you call it a "World Conference"

[] When said friends start forming the pairings you suppory

[x] When you bribe your friend to say "Aru" at the end of every sentence

[x] When you know about more countries than your geography teacher

[] When you start squealing in geography class

[x] When in history class you start making what you're learning about into a hetalia episode in your head

[] You obsessively search Hetalia MADs on Youtube and are confident you know most of them off by heart

[] When you spend half a day constructing a “You Know you’re Obsessed with Hetalia when…”